Two Girlfriends by 3oh!3
*Chorus*
I used to have two girlfriends,
now I got none.
Cause my number two girl
found out about one.
Two girl friends,
now I got none.
Cause my number two girl
found out about
Yeah, Yeah, I'm back again.
Throw a hashtag in front of the trend.
Huffing and Puffing so let me in,
I just need a little bit of medicine.
Oh no, strap on my sneakers.
you don't need to play,
watch from the bleachers.
Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures.
Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'.
I'm sorry, I gotta do this here,
but you hang with dicks,
like a pubic hair.
With an icy stare,
got it worse than my deuce.
Got me rock hard,
shootin' off 'zooka.
Yeah, Yeah, I said it to.
This is like no edit; undo.
What the fuck did I get myself into?
(Wish I knew)
[Chorus]
It ain't over till' the fat lady sings,
and Adele ain't on this track.
Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've.
Black and Yellow,
Bourbon Mustard.
Not even just a little bit flustered,
write it all down on the way to the bus stop.
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